A review by l_nolastname
Eloise: A Book for Precocious Grown Ups by Kay Thompson

1.0

⭐️: 0/5

This character is all random white kids in public who take up too much space while simultaneously killing the vibe. You know the type.

Eloise is a bitch and a piece of shit. Some might say that children can’t be pieces of shit nor bitches, and yet her comes Eloise to openly defy your beliefs.

I don’t understand why parent’s would read this rubbish to their children. I guess it’s one of those cultural preferences that gets lost in translation.

This story is only good for teaching parents what to expect in their children when they neglect them and spoil them rotten. Do right by your kids and give them lots of love and attention so they don’t turn out to be contemptuous monsters.

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