A review by mizorae
Brand New Cherry Flavor by Todd Grimson

1.0

If I could give this book zero stars, I would. It just might be the absolute worst thing I’ve ever read and I spent years reading Twilight fanfic.

I watched the Netflix show and was so intrigued by the absurdity of it I had to pick up the book it was based on. I was hoping it would answer some of the absolutely bizarre questions the show left me with. Unfortunately, the show was only based on the first ~60 pages of this 640 page crapshoot.

The writing style is a mess. The plot is practically nonexistent. All of the characters, but especially the main character, are horrid. The ending was disappointing. I don’t think I have ever disliked anything more.