A review by reanimatedreader
Esio Trot by Roald Dahl

1.0

Oh dear. This was not great. A man decides to woo his suitor by abducting and replacing her tortoise over a period of time until it is the perfect size so he can then ask her out. Not really sure what the moral of this kids book was meant to be... I had such fond memories of Dahl from my childhood - might have to revisit some of the classics now.

Listened to the audiobook in the car driving my niece for a day out. Luckily she was paying more attention to her toys in the back seat than this!