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A review by chupacabra2000
Seven Years by Peter Robinson
2.0
This would've been a quirky little short story if it weren't so eyerollingly predictable and written in such a boomer-esque way.
For example;
- I was a professor in classics! I'm gonna name every single one of them! They are totally intelligent references!
- People don't ReAd bOoKs aNyMoRe!
- Ugh! Kids these days!
- Ugh! Criminals these days!
- Every girls only boarding school MUST have male teachers to lift heavy things.
- This lady is not conventionally attractive, she could use some lipstick but I like her even if she's ugly because I am special!
- Jane Austen is actually not considered victorian! Peasants!
- Ugh, the data age. Google? Wikipedia? Big brother is watching you!
For example;
- I was a professor in classics! I'm gonna name every single one of them! They are totally intelligent references!
- People don't ReAd bOoKs aNyMoRe!
- Ugh! Kids these days!
- Ugh! Criminals these days!
- Every girls only boarding school MUST have male teachers to lift heavy things.
- This lady is not conventionally attractive, she could use some lipstick but I like her even if she's ugly because I am special!
- Jane Austen is actually not considered victorian! Peasants!
- Ugh, the data age. Google? Wikipedia? Big brother is watching you!