A review by rikerandom
Secret Wars by Gerardo Sandoval, Jim Shooter, Steve Epting, Mike Zeck, Brian Michael Bendis, Ryan Stegman, Ive Svorcina, Chris Eliopoulos, Alex Ross, Paul Renaud, Jonathan Hickman, Hajime Isayama, Sara Pichelli, Clayton Cowles, Esad Ribić, Dale Keown

1.0

This reminded me why I usually stick to the Marvel comics with younger and mostly female characters. All the guys have ridiculous amounts of muscle and look pretty much the same, with some variations in leotard print and hairstyle (and some have capes, I guess) and all the women (of whom there are almost none. There were like three and a half even remotely relevant female characters to the dozens of male ones) have gravity defying breasts and I just thought it was sooo boring to look at.
Plus there is sooo much melodrama and it's all so damn anticlimactic. I mean, I new the outcome of the whole thing already (hard not to, four years later) but I didn't expect the whole event to be so unbelievably boring.