A review by greatnate008
Missing by R.L. Stine

4.0

I learned a ton of useful life lessons from this book. One is that of my parents don't come home from work, it's okay. Don't bother the police, they have enough going on. Another lesson is that if my girlfriend breaks up with me, I should always creep into her bedroom window. Oh, and if I cut my hand while doing so, rifle through her underwear drawer to find a white sock to stop the bleeding.