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A review by ryantlabee
I Hated, Hated, Hated This Movie by Roger Ebert
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I Hated, Hated, Hated This Movie, the uproarious compilation of cinematic condemnations by the late Roger Ebert, is a delightful rollercoaster ride through the abyss of terrible films. In this collection, Ebert fearlessly dives into the cesspool of moviemaking, armed with his acerbic wit and a keen eye for genuine atrocities. It is an exploration of cinema's darkest corners, a journey that paradoxically makes us yearn for the kind of terrible movies that can only be described as "magnificently bad."
Ebert's writing in this book is a testament to his legendary ability to captivate readers with his words. With each review, he skillfully weaves together an irresistible blend of sharp criticism, biting sarcasm, and his signature turn of phrase. His sentences dance and swirl, painting vivid pictures of the abominations he witnesses on screen. It's as if he's conducting a symphony of disdain, and we, the readers, are held captive by his eloquence.
What truly sets this collection apart is Ebert's ability to make us, against our better judgment, want to watch the very films he vehemently despises. His caustic comments possess an undeniable allure, seducing us with the promise of witnessing cinematic calamities that defy all logic and reason. Who could resist the temptation of a movie so horrendously bad that its "sincere idiocy...has to be seen to be appreciated"? This paradoxical pull keeps us turning the pages, eager to uncover more of Ebert's scathing reviews.
Beyond the sheer entertainment value, Ebert's critiques offer profound insights into the art and craft of filmmaking. He fearlessly exposes the flaws, laziness, and misguided decisions that plague these ill-fated productions. His reviews are not simply an exercise in tearing down mediocre films; they are a passionate plea for the preservation of quality cinema. Through his sharp observations and cutting remarks, Ebert urges filmmakers and audiences alike to strive for excellence and demand more from the movies they watch.
In addition to his unapologetic dissections of cinematic failures, Ebert also showcases his unwavering commitment to social consciousness and cultural sensitivity. He is not afraid to call out films for their racism, sexism, or perpetuation of harmful stereotypes. In a world where media representation matters, Ebert's willingness to hold filmmakers accountable for their insensitivity and ignorance is refreshing. His reviews serve as a reminder that cinema should be a platform for inclusivity and progress rather than a perpetuation of harmful tropes.
To experience I Hated, Hated, Hated This Movie is to embark on a journey of discovery and hilarity, guided by the unmatched wit and wisdom of Roger Ebert. As readers, we find ourselves simultaneously repelled and enticed by the cinematic monstrosities he describes. We are drawn to the abyss, mesmerized by the train wrecks that he dares to critique. Ebert's words resonate long after we finish reading, leaving us with a deeper appreciation for the art of filmmaking and a renewed commitment to seeking out true cinematic gems.
In conclusion, I Hated, Hated, Hated This Movie is a must-read for film enthusiasts and anyone with a love for sharp, incisive writing. Roger Ebert's collection of scathing reviews is an absolute joy to peruse, providing both entertainment and valuable insights. Prepare to be both appalled and fascinated as Ebert unravels the mysteries of these cinematic disasters, reminding us of the power and importance of great filmmaking.
Ebert's writing in this book is a testament to his legendary ability to captivate readers with his words. With each review, he skillfully weaves together an irresistible blend of sharp criticism, biting sarcasm, and his signature turn of phrase. His sentences dance and swirl, painting vivid pictures of the abominations he witnesses on screen. It's as if he's conducting a symphony of disdain, and we, the readers, are held captive by his eloquence.
What truly sets this collection apart is Ebert's ability to make us, against our better judgment, want to watch the very films he vehemently despises. His caustic comments possess an undeniable allure, seducing us with the promise of witnessing cinematic calamities that defy all logic and reason. Who could resist the temptation of a movie so horrendously bad that its "sincere idiocy...has to be seen to be appreciated"? This paradoxical pull keeps us turning the pages, eager to uncover more of Ebert's scathing reviews.
Beyond the sheer entertainment value, Ebert's critiques offer profound insights into the art and craft of filmmaking. He fearlessly exposes the flaws, laziness, and misguided decisions that plague these ill-fated productions. His reviews are not simply an exercise in tearing down mediocre films; they are a passionate plea for the preservation of quality cinema. Through his sharp observations and cutting remarks, Ebert urges filmmakers and audiences alike to strive for excellence and demand more from the movies they watch.
In addition to his unapologetic dissections of cinematic failures, Ebert also showcases his unwavering commitment to social consciousness and cultural sensitivity. He is not afraid to call out films for their racism, sexism, or perpetuation of harmful stereotypes. In a world where media representation matters, Ebert's willingness to hold filmmakers accountable for their insensitivity and ignorance is refreshing. His reviews serve as a reminder that cinema should be a platform for inclusivity and progress rather than a perpetuation of harmful tropes.
To experience I Hated, Hated, Hated This Movie is to embark on a journey of discovery and hilarity, guided by the unmatched wit and wisdom of Roger Ebert. As readers, we find ourselves simultaneously repelled and enticed by the cinematic monstrosities he describes. We are drawn to the abyss, mesmerized by the train wrecks that he dares to critique. Ebert's words resonate long after we finish reading, leaving us with a deeper appreciation for the art of filmmaking and a renewed commitment to seeking out true cinematic gems.
In conclusion, I Hated, Hated, Hated This Movie is a must-read for film enthusiasts and anyone with a love for sharp, incisive writing. Roger Ebert's collection of scathing reviews is an absolute joy to peruse, providing both entertainment and valuable insights. Prepare to be both appalled and fascinated as Ebert unravels the mysteries of these cinematic disasters, reminding us of the power and importance of great filmmaking.