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The Coming of Conan the Cimmerian by Robert E. Howard
3.0

The Conan the Barbarian (for the early twentieth century progressive):

4 cups racism
3 tablespoons sexism
2 teaspoons xenophobia
1 packet testosterone

Let rise 5 minutes for the masculinity to work its way through the dough and make it easier to swallow.
Bake at Fahrenheit 451 for thirteen minutes and a bonus chapter for your fantasy classic. Toss in a couple Arnold Schwarzeneggers for flavor and serve to millions.


Sorry, but this was actually well written and fun but had some problems by modern day standards. I try not to judge by that but the stories got repetitive after a while.