jasonmark 's review for:

Wizard's First Rule by Terry Goodkind
2.0

Very generic story of a farm with a heart of gold. The story didn’t seem to be able to tell if it wanted to be PG or X-rated, and the characters were fairly flat. One of the main plot points is the generic 1990s Seinfeld gimmick of oh my gosh I can’t possibly tell blah blah blah blah blah blah.  I just couldn’t take it anymore.