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The Slippery Slope by Lemony Snicket
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*** 1 1/2 stars.... EVEN MORE BORING despite Tim Curry reading it*


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yeah it got "worse" and I'm sooooooo done! but now I've got 3 to go and can finish the series on netflix. so since Mr. Lemony Snicket is always saying to put these books down and say go read something else, I'm posting the sexy eye roll gif and found out it's an actor names Marlon Brando and dang was he good looking! so taking Lemony Snicket's advice and see or read something better, I'm also putting two great gifs of Marlon eating and some girl trying to kiss him while he's into his food hahaha (which describes my love life right now..... food..... and that is an "unfortunate event" for me in my life..... so while the Baudelaire's are having their own series of unfortunate events, I'm now going to go be the epitome of being 26 and single and enjoying my food while dancing badly and that includes lip syncing with my earbuds while on while on sleep deprivation right now. :) (jace says it all....)


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see how much I love this book series? I just threw in some random stuff.... oh wait..... SO DOES LEMONY SNICKET!! so annoying. but I'll admit one thing: I DID like how clever it was when hearing the true story of the V.F.D. group and how Olaf ended up on the other side etc. but 10 FREAKING BOOKS!!!??? AND THEN 3 MORE??

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(also isn't hodge Starkweather up there just adorable? *heart eye emoji*)

so just like Lemony Snicket saying random things, here's my random gifs of a good looking Marlon Brando as promised......


SEXY EYE ROLL
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(I know, this review is weird and different and dumb but so are these books....... ESPECIALLY this one considering it was the only one so far that REALLY REALLY dragged and I got SUPER bored SUPER fast so I may as well make a boring review on sleep deprivation ha!)