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A review by garagehymns
Mile 81 by Stephen King
1.0
i completely disagree on all points people make about how well king writes children. i don’t think he’s ever even met a human child, based on how this reads. this book features a kid going to an abandoned rest stop to impress older boys. older boys who are not there that he will give his thrilling story to later. the story of how he got drunk on 3 sips of shitty vodka and took a nap on a cumstained mattress while a car ate people outside. jesus.
90% of this book is describing the people who decide to approach this station wagon and how they get eaten by it. boringly.
1 shaved pussy out of 10 shaved pussies.
the book i got also had a story tacked on that sounds like he was just shrugging and point at stuff ‘uhhh that…Sand dune! over there, what if someone took uhh…..this stick! this stick and wrote…names! wrote names in it and then those people died and nobody knew why wooo spooky wooo’. boring boring terrible boring.
90% of this book is describing the people who decide to approach this station wagon and how they get eaten by it. boringly.
1 shaved pussy out of 10 shaved pussies.
the book i got also had a story tacked on that sounds like he was just shrugging and point at stuff ‘uhhh that…Sand dune! over there, what if someone took uhh…..this stick! this stick and wrote…names! wrote names in it and then those people died and nobody knew why wooo spooky wooo’. boring boring terrible boring.