A review by mariam27
The Billionaire and the Escort by Evelyn Mahony

2.0

Can I count a book I dnfed at 83% read???????

I don't care. I just want to rant rn.

Y'all, it wasn't even the cheating aspect between these two characters, (yeah it was with each other, but people in reviews called it cheating, I..... Would but also wouldn't.) it wasn't even the writing that yeah could've used editing and the weird but I liked it anyway pov.

It was CONFLICT that was the MOST, HOLY FUCK I CANT BELIEVE I JUST PUNCHED MY THIGH, I WANT TO CRY OF FRUSTRATION and I SCREAMED TO MY FUCKING PILLOW-TWICE!!!! kind of conflict that had my roots fucking FALLING!

If you know, you fucking know. JAMIE DESERVED BETTER!!!!!!! Josh was the fucking escort, JAMIE1 PAYS FOR HIM! Josh should've been the ONE to reach out FIRST! the one who should've SPOKEN FIRST FOR HIS FEELINGS!!! And when Jamie realized he couldn't keep it all fake and escorty anymore, OFC HE WOULD WITHDREW!! OFC HE WOULD BACK OUT!!!! And Josh was here, ALL FUCKIN ALMIGHTY saying "you don't fucking respect me" and IM LIKE: GO FALL OUT A FUCKING BUILDING AND DIE ON A PILE OF ROCKS!!!

RESPECT????! YOU DONT DESERVE IT!!! how dare you!!!!!!!!!!! How DARW do u demand respect when YOU COULDN'T EVEN GIVE IT BACK?????? ofc Jamie thought he didn't mean anything to you, cus you guys engaged in SEX AND HE PAYS FOR SEX!!!!!!!!!!! Did you FALL WHEN YOU WERE BORN TO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT SIMPLE CONCEPT?????!!!!!!!!

Especially when Jamie had done NOTHING but be worthy of everything GOOD in this fucking world and ONE ACTION! one mistake, and he's the scum of the fucking world??????!!! Holy fuck, GO STICK ROCKS IN YOUR ASS, YOU STUCK UP DOUCHEBAG!


*sigh*

Honestly y'all, I don't mean to offend any feminists here, but man. Do you ever look at your own gender, and wonder: HOLY FUCK, WHY DO YOU SUCK?!