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A review by laurla
Vampire in Atlantis by Alyssa Day
3.0
-3.5 stars.
-there was a mistake where a man lifts someone up in the air with his *hands*. except he only has one hand, the other hand was cut off.
"why are you smiling? what kind of deep-shit massive trouble have you brought me that could possibly cause you to move your rusty face muscles like that?"
"ven has chronic mouth-runs-faster-that-his-brain syndrome."
"i believe it is an imbalance in the male brain. they name it testosterone in this time. in mine, we merely called it stupidity."
"i think you have the right to be all kinds of bitter, serai. i also think you're right that we don't have the time for it now. after this, though? we're going to have a big old wallow."
"with cake? there definitely needs to be cake with our wallowing."
"frankly he'd rather have been doing something more fun -anything more fun- like sitting on a beach drinking beer, or, hey, maybe picking porcupine quills out of his ass with a crowbar. had to be more fun than this."
-there was a mistake where a man lifts someone up in the air with his *hands*. except he only has one hand, the other hand was cut off.
"why are you smiling? what kind of deep-shit massive trouble have you brought me that could possibly cause you to move your rusty face muscles like that?"
"ven has chronic mouth-runs-faster-that-his-brain syndrome."
"i believe it is an imbalance in the male brain. they name it testosterone in this time. in mine, we merely called it stupidity."
"i think you have the right to be all kinds of bitter, serai. i also think you're right that we don't have the time for it now. after this, though? we're going to have a big old wallow."
"with cake? there definitely needs to be cake with our wallowing."
"frankly he'd rather have been doing something more fun -anything more fun- like sitting on a beach drinking beer, or, hey, maybe picking porcupine quills out of his ass with a crowbar. had to be more fun than this."