ireadlikeaboss 's review for:

Holy Frigging Matrimony by Emma Chase

3.0

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This summer Tangled had me laughing so hard. I couldn't enough of Drew Evans. Being inside his mind was refreshing albeit a little scary. He worked his way into my heart with his in-your-face honesty and hilarious internal monologue. I'm sure I'm not the only one who is feeling Drew Evans withdrawal symptoms. Thank heavens Emma Chase released this short story to tide us all over until Twisted (Tangled #2) is released on March 25, 2014!

I missed Drew and Kate's antics. Most of all, I missed Drew's dirty mind. This story did not disappoint in terms of Drew's inappropriateness. It is filled with Drew Evansisms.

"You smell like sex and sweat...and me. It's hot. Eau de Cum kicks Chanel Number Five's ass."

"I don't wanna go. I want to defile the prestigious Plaza Hotel by having you ride me like a slutty mermaid in the bathtub."

Ahem....see what I mean?

Even though he's crass, he's really sweet to Kate. The fire between Kate and Drew has not died in the year since we last saw them. Both of them are still very much in love with each other. But Drew's mouth gets him in trouble with Kate when he makes a spectacle of himself in front of Kate's family and friends.

There are also special appearances by some of the amazing side characters from Tangled. We get to see Delores, who rather fondly calls Drew "Goatfucker", and Matthew. And of course the STD, Billy. But I was most happy to see The Bitch (Drew's sister) show up and (once again) smack some sense into him. She's always good for that.

Holy Frigging Matrimony is a tease! This story leads you to believe one thing is going to happen and then something totally different happens. Although, if you read the synopsis of book 2, you would be in on the joke. Nice try, Chase, nice try. This was a great companion to Tangled and a pleasure to read. I can't wait to see what Twisted has in store for Kate and Drew! It looks like there is going to be trouble in paradise!

Read my Tangled Review

3.5 stars

*I received an advanced copy from the authors in exchange for an honest review.


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