A review by babs5005
Sybil: The Classic True Story of a Woman Possessed by Sixteen Personalities by Flora Rheta Schreiber

THIS IS THE WORST BOOK I HAVE EVER READ! ZERO STARS!

Basically, this book sucks and these are the kinds of things you are guaranteed to think while reading it:

“This is all a lie and it does a disservice to people who really do have dissociative (multiple) personality disorder.”

“This book is boring.”

“Oh my God, that’s gross. I’m not enjoying reading about the child abuse stories you sound like you’re making up. I’m going to start dissociating myself. I need another personality to read this garbage.”

“Wait, this is boring and gross at the same time, how is that even possible? Gross is usually at least interesting.”

“Flora Rheta Schreiber sucks and she writes for ****. She’s a solid D writer, for sure.”

“I’d never go see a shrink that sucked THIS bad.”

“Oh my gosh, now they’re demonizing schizophrenia. How offensive is that? And what’s with this Freudian Analysis? When was this “therapy” conducted, the 50’s? Oh wait. . . .I guess maybe it was.”

“Wholly mackerel, I can’t believe I’m only on page 219. This book never ends! This is taking me FOREVER to read because I can only tolerate reading it in five minute increments.”

“Hey, what kind of a shrink goes to their patient’s home? Wait, what kind of a shrink gets into their patient’s bed to give them shock treatments and to shoot them up with truth serum? Did this really happen?”

“This story is fishy. It smells like tuna—no sardines. It smells like sardines dug out from the trash. ”

“Why did I start reading this book, anyway?”

“Was I drunk when I added this book to my reading list?”

“What’s wrong with me? Am I a masochist for reading the whole book? What’s next, cutting myself with shards of glass? Good God, I need help.”

And so on and so forth because THIS IS THE WORST BOOK I HAVE EVER READ.