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A review by chandlerainsley
Co-Ed by Rachel Van Dyken
1.0
i dont want to exist on an astral plane where black women are fetishized and their skin is referred to as chocolate milk
this was baaaaaad. i got 60% into it and i still don't know when the plot starts. it seemed to me that it probably just never does.
in essence: 3 dudes on campus referred to as, and i quote, THE PLEASURE PONIES are responsible for healing women after break ups by massaging, offering sweet words, but (again, i quote) NEVER PENETRATING. all of this so that they can get these women to sign up for a tinder style app that the young stallions get kickbacks from.
but along comes an "exotic" mixed woman who is "so unlike any other woman ever on the planet" that they all sort of have a crush on. but obviously the hottest of the 3 wants to stop his womanizing ways and get with the aforementioned chocolate milk skinned goddess.
and that's about as far as i got before closing my kindle app and swearing off new adult for a little while. this was not the sexy reverse harem story of my dreams. this was a poor attempt at a diverse mary sue character trying not to get the tingles when a viking warrior ass blasts her chakras (there's a reiki healing moment). hell naw. no. bye.
this was baaaaaad. i got 60% into it and i still don't know when the plot starts. it seemed to me that it probably just never does.
in essence: 3 dudes on campus referred to as, and i quote, THE PLEASURE PONIES are responsible for healing women after break ups by massaging, offering sweet words, but (again, i quote) NEVER PENETRATING. all of this so that they can get these women to sign up for a tinder style app that the young stallions get kickbacks from.
but along comes an "exotic" mixed woman who is "so unlike any other woman ever on the planet" that they all sort of have a crush on. but obviously the hottest of the 3 wants to stop his womanizing ways and get with the aforementioned chocolate milk skinned goddess.
and that's about as far as i got before closing my kindle app and swearing off new adult for a little while. this was not the sexy reverse harem story of my dreams. this was a poor attempt at a diverse mary sue character trying not to get the tingles when a viking warrior ass blasts her chakras (there's a reiki healing moment). hell naw. no. bye.