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The Uncyclopedia by Gideon Haigh
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Some American associations:
Benevolent and Loyal Order of Pessimists. Founded 1975. Purpose: Why bother stating it? Meets annually on April 15, the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic. President recently quoted as saying: "I'm pessimistic about doomsday." Abbreviation: BLOOP. Motto: "No matter what it is, don't count on it."
Procrastinators' Club of America. Founded 1956. Purpose: Still seeking to elect first president. Made protest against War of 1812 in 1967. Abbreviation: Undecided. Motto: "We're behind you all the way."
Roman exclamations:
Quaevis numina! By whatever Gods you please! (a favorite of Ovid's)
Latin palindromes:
Si bene te tua laus taxat sua laute tenebis. If you are considered praiseworthy, you, elegant man, will keep your own property.
Benevolent and Loyal Order of Pessimists. Founded 1975. Purpose: Why bother stating it? Meets annually on April 15, the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic. President recently quoted as saying: "I'm pessimistic about doomsday." Abbreviation: BLOOP. Motto: "No matter what it is, don't count on it."
Procrastinators' Club of America. Founded 1956. Purpose: Still seeking to elect first president. Made protest against War of 1812 in 1967. Abbreviation: Undecided. Motto: "We're behind you all the way."
Roman exclamations:
Quaevis numina! By whatever Gods you please! (a favorite of Ovid's)
Latin palindromes:
Si bene te tua laus taxat sua laute tenebis. If you are considered praiseworthy, you, elegant man, will keep your own property.