0.25

My god, she is irritating and self-congratulatory in her total dysfunction. I'd love her if she had any shred of self-awareness, but unfortunately, she's a vapid, shifty nobody and nothing. I don't mean to condemn her degeneracy, I condemn the way she identifies with "moral purity" despite having no idea what it means to be kind, and the way she throws absolutely everyone under the bus to serve her self-image. She is a hopeless, pitiable child through and through, and unfortunately, she can't even make her evil or confusion compelling. I can think of 70 cruel, frantically confused protagonists who are way more interesting. Let's not even bother with likability here, that's not the scale we're working with. Not sure why she's heralded as such a libertine goddess of sexual empowerment since she does not have even basic knowledge of female sexuality, let alone her own desires. She whirs in place like a truck in mud for 275 pages, circling around and around various lofty ideals with no sense of who or what she is. Infuriating at best. Has the appeal of a very slow train wreck, if you're into that kind of thing. There is almost nothing to appreciate here. Might be interested in her fiction, but considering she has the emotional depth of a teaspoon, I'm sure I won't get to it for a long time. 

.25 points for lyricism, though it's all just various ways to state the same self-serving drivel. Recommended for die-hard fans of Walter White.