A review by midknytowl
xo, Zach by Kendall Ryan

Did not finish book. Stopped at 7%.

Only reason I didn't DNF before chapter two was because I started listening to it in the shower and couldn't turn it off sooner.

Some highlight quotes:
"Desire to pet his one eye python"

"Lady balls" (referred to multiple times)

"Ovaries were clapping their hands and dancing like Ellen had just given us a new car"

Also she obviously has a kid and I don't know why we're hinting at it like it'll be some shock reveal later on. Either way, one more strike to add to the list.