A review by entirelybonkerz
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling

5.0

Reading the Chamber of Secrets for the first time in my life at the age of 27:

> Ron stole his dad's illegal flying car to rescue his best friend. He broke Harry's window with the help of his brothers, and what drove him over the edge was the fact (and I quote) they weren't feeding Harry enough.

> When Ron and Harry were watching Snape and Lockhart duel, he said, OUT LOUD, Wouldn't it be good if they finished each other off? And I think that's beautiful.

> Ron threw up slugs for HOURS, by accident, just because he wouldn't have Draco insult Hermione in front of him.

> Ron told Harry that if he threw Tom Riddle's book through Moaning Myrtle's stomach he would get 25 points.

> Ron followed the spiders even though he's terrified of them.

> Ron survived an entire semester with a broken wand.

> Ron was the first one to point out that If Dobby doesn’t stop trying to save your life he’s going to kill you.

> Ron called Lockhart a coward and insinuated that he was a pedophile for leaving Hermione, his 12 year old student inappropriate get well cards.

To sum up, this is now a Ron Weasley fan account now.