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kristindh 's review for:

This Man by Jodi Ellen Malpas
1.0

I ask you in advance to please forgive my foul language. PS My review is also chock full of spoilers, though IMHO, there is nothing that I can possibly say that can spoil this book further. The author does a bang up job of tanking this book all on her own. And with that, my review:

Why in the world does this book have a 4+ star rating???? Who are you people giving this book anything more than 2 stars??? Frankly, I feel duped.



This book is horrible. Actually, it's beyond horrible. There are no words to describe it's horridness.

Every single character in this book is stupid and ridiculous. I'm frankly amazed that I finished it. I think part of me was just wondering where it was going. I was pretty sure she was going to end up pregnant since he's been hiding her birth control pills from hook-up one. YES, AVA. THAT IS WHERE ALL OF YOUR FUCKING BIRTH CONTROL PILLS ARE GOING. HE IS HIDING THEM FROM YOU, YOU BIG DUMMY!!!

I'm still not sure why I finished this book. But now that I have, a few questions -- why in the world does Ava want to have anything to do with this crazy, control freak, stalker, lunatic? And why does he want to have anything to do with her dumb a$$? But then again,

He's a creep, you're a bitch, and you all deserve each other photo tumblr_m28vn7sZjD1qhbs8go1_500.gif


It's no big secret that he's running a sex club, not a hotel, you dipshit. I know you are young and all, and since you were born yesterday, here are a few tips about most hotels:

1. Most hotels don't have a giant, secured gate that requires a check-in before you can get to the front door. Even at the freakin' Waldorf, they just let you waltz right in.
2. Most hotels have a check-in desk or some shit and more staff than just a bodyguard, a bartender, and a lot of women who look like high priced call girls.
3. In most hotels, your boyfriend would not need a bodyguard to escort you everywhere you freakin' go.
The list goes on, but you get the general idea...

It was pretty clear from like the second visit that something wasn't right. That is, if you're not a complete numbskull and didn't pick that up on the first visit.



And I love that this is a three book series. What other ridiculousness can they squeeze into another 600 pages? Don't answer that. 'Cause you know what...

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