A review by bookish_kristina
Squashed by Ima Cupcake, Ima Cupcake

2.0

How do I celebrate spooky season? By torturing my husband with pumpkin erotica, of course!

We expected this to be terrible and boy did it deliver! But we died laughing throughout this entire stupid thing, so yay us.
As usual, my husband guessed the dick wrong; he hypothesized it would be a large stem but it was, in fact, a ribbed, seed spewing gourd. He’s very disappointed in himself right now