A review by andy_flores
The House Across the Lake by Riley Sager

2.0

Picture an 8 year old discovering the word villain and plot twist and just going crazy with them. That's the summary.

Anyways, this book was, well, a book. Nothing out of this world, the plot twists are kind of expected, and the main character is super dumb if you ask me, like there’s a killer out there and her solution is to start drinking and play detective instead of being super alert and focused, how are we supposed to believe that. Also, the ending felt soooo rushed, no explaining whatsoever of some MAYOR plot holes, and just messy, so messy. The relationship with her mother was all of the sudden good and normal, and, what could be argued as being a life-ending-tragedy, just turned her life around and made everything perfect?!

It took me ageeees to finish this book, or at least it felt like it. I was truly giving it the benefit of the doubt and like midway it was kind of interesting, and yeah the mystery has its plot twists, but I just couldn’t find myself invested in it. This was just not for me.

SpoilerThoughts during the book (kindle %) BEWARE OF SPOILERS:
32% so far I feel like a peeping tom, kinda creepy
37% How can an alcoholic be soooo good at being a detective??
39% somethings weird about Boone’s wife death
63% first book ive ever said this: I do not need romance pls stop its weird
65% omggggg I wasn’t crazyyyyyy that’s why I didn’t like himmmm
74% okay I was not expecting that
85% what’s with the feminist rant wtf
90% wtf with the self-sacrifice
94% like everything explained and all, but a lot of things still dont make sense
95% how did she magically cure her alcoholism??
96% how tf are we supposed to believe he has ALSOOO been bad all along
97% this feels like a 5 year old just discovered the word VILLIAN, and wants EVERYONE to be one
98% HAHAHAHA WHAT THE F****CKKK
100% its over, finally