A review by ladywestfall
How to Kill a Rock Star by Tiffanie DeBartolo

5.0

**This contains SPOILERS**


MOTHER EFFIN GODDAMN I LOVE TIFFANIE DEBARTOLO!! This is the second book that I've read of hers and her writing has so much heart and soul. This woman can write a "goddamn" book.

I really like how she writes and creates her characters. You can see all their flaws and still end up loving them anyway. Loving them more, actually.

Oh my god, Paul "goddamn" Hudson is just the best. I love how commited he is with his love for his craft and how he doesn't give a shit to people who only do music for fame and money. I could not really describe in words how Paul made me love him. I was so attached to him. He is not perfect but he is his own person and that's always a very good thing to know.

Eliza. HA HA HA. Eliza has been murdered in my mind atleast a hundred times at the middle part of this book. Right after her stupid ass decision to kiss Loring in front of Paul, I was out of my mind. Like, WTF ELIZA WHAT THE HELL R U DOING GURL? YOU DONT FIX THINGS THIS WAY. IT RUINS IT!!! IT RUINS EVERYTHING!! I swear, I stopped reading after that because it was just so frustrating. There was also a time when Eliza was mad at Paul for acting in such manner around her and I'm like, GURL YOU BROKE HIS GODDAMN SOUL HE THINKS YOURE A WHORE! YOU MAKE DUMB DECISIONS AND YOU GET MAD AT HIM?? YOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT ELIZA! NO! Then, right after? The bitch fell in Loring's bed.

I did not have much bad thing to say to Loring. He is such a nice guy. He has been a good friend. I just felt bad that he was a victim in all this and that Eliza had to drag him in the situation.

Before I started reading this book, I have expected a goddamn heartbreak. I knew in my guts that this will break me. God-shaped Hole shattered me!! So, I knew DeBartolo had something up on her sleeve. I was waiting for the whole thing to just blow off in my face and fuck everything up and IT DID.

PAUL DIED.

I was bawling my eyes out. Crying. I was literally saying it in my head, PLS BE ALIVE PLS BE ALIVE PLS BE ALIVE. Even if everything in the book is pointing out that Paul is DEAD. I had to stop reading because I just could not accept it. And I killed Eliza in my mind a thousand more. THAT WAS YOUR FAULT YOU BITCH!! YOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT TO CRY!!!

Then the fcking TWIST at the end. DAAAAAMN. I had a big sigh of relief. I was so happy, I had to stop reading again and do an internal cartwheel.

I LOVE HOW EVERYTHING TURNED OUT AT THE END!!! *tho I still hate Eliza* I'm just happy that everything seems to be in the right place. A very satisfying book ending.

Over and out!