A review by madiganinwonderland
Hocus Pocus and the All-New Sequel by A. W. Jantha

AAAAND I'M DONE. Dnf. Fuck no.
"she could be your isa-bae-lla"
I immediately paused and returned this to the library after that.
Are you fucking kidding me? You waste my time giving a bad actors version of the original movie then you're going to jump into some gag inducing contemporary fan service to try and grab the 13 year olds who don't know this movie? FUCK YOU.
I listened to this on audio and the reading was just awful but it was literally the exact same story as the original movie for the first almost half. Then they're just going to jump into some horrible "Omg snapchat bae why aren't you on insta oo I'm a real photographer because I take pictures of details and don't use insta filters lmfao bae"