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The Friendship Contract
by Mia Heintzelman
Overall, it was a cute romance BUT
Allegra said “I love you” and I had to pause. Like ma’am. Be. For. Real. Your ex just cheated on you and proposed to your coworker. Damon picked you up, you kissed him and wanted more. Glad he stopped you. And now you’re in a hotel room in Hawaii, in bed, like “this feels right”? Babe. It’s been 48 hours. Maybe 72 if I’m being generous.
Yeah yeah, 12 years of friendship, he’s been in love with you forever, blah blah blah—but y’all had sex, said “I love you,” decided to move in and now you’re thinking about marriage?? Mixing last names?? “Allegra Marie Malone Dawson” like it’s a wedding invitation and not Sunday morning after a full-blown breakup spiral??
Please. I am begging. Breathe. Sit still. Drink water. Touch grass. Call a therapist. We cannot be doing this on a 3-day emotional timeline.
Allegra said “I love you” and I had to pause. Like ma’am. Be. For. Real. Your ex just cheated on you and proposed to your coworker. Damon picked you up, you kissed him and wanted more. Glad he stopped you. And now you’re in a hotel room in Hawaii, in bed, like “this feels right”? Babe. It’s been 48 hours. Maybe 72 if I’m being generous.
Yeah yeah, 12 years of friendship, he’s been in love with you forever, blah blah blah—but y’all had sex, said “I love you,” decided to move in and now you’re thinking about marriage?? Mixing last names?? “Allegra Marie Malone Dawson” like it’s a wedding invitation and not Sunday morning after a full-blown breakup spiral??
Please. I am begging. Breathe. Sit still. Drink water. Touch grass. Call a therapist. We cannot be doing this on a 3-day emotional timeline.