A review by fleeno
Patricia Wants to Cuddle by Samantha Allen

4.0

 Patrician Wants A Cuddle is a delightful lesbian sasquatch horror-comedy, set around a Bachelor Style show called The Catch. This season’s Catch is a sleazy ex party boy Jeremy, who helped fund Glamstapix (parody of instagram) and his last four women are Vanessa, the slutty car model, Amanda the fashion influencer, Lilah-Mae the Christian influencer, and Renee, the token Black woman who is both keenly aware she is only in the show for optics and desperate to hide from everyone, including herself, that she'd rather be making out with Amanda than Jeremy. To save money the show has taken them to rural Otters Island in the Pacific Northwest, a quiet island with a history of missing women. While the first part of the book is like any generic dating show the second part takes a turn for the weird when Patricia the gorgeous sasquatch makes an appearance. 
 This was such a funny, weird, book, it was absolutely brilliant. Some parts were a little gruesome, because Patricia doesn't always know how to show her affections without ripping someone's face off, and I would have liked a little more Patricia, but on the whole it was a great queer comedy horror.