elneveu 's review for:

Abarat by Clive Barker
1.0

This book was so bad the only reason I finished it was because I hated it so much. After which I had to rant for an solid 2 hours at my sister about all the failings of this pile of garbage. I'll just do a TL;DR here for you:

This book has all the flash and substance of a carnival fun house.