A review by ashjreads
Unhinged by Vera Valentine

"Human life was proving to be confusing and awkward, while being a door had been fairly straightforward."

Uh well. I'm sorry to say I did read this. Blame my sister.

This is CRAZY but the craziest part of it all was that the door has a praise kink! What is this!!!

Please waste an hour or so of your life on this. I got such a good laugh out of it.