bubblegirl858 's review for:

Blood Orange by Karina Halle

DID NOT FINISH: 60%

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This whole story felt like a really bad Dracula fanfic. Normally I would be down, but it was so lackluster, the plot was nonexistent, and the main character made no sense. She allegedly has vampire trauma, but jumps into bed with her “target” as soon as the opportunity presents itself. Overall boring and not even the mystery plot could save the raging teenage hormone and explicit sex scenes from being awful.  Magic was not super well defined, just sort of vague Wiccanish witchy business. Not impressed at all.  

Also, tell me you haven’t had anal sex without telling me you haven’t had anal sex. A very well endowed man just slipping in no prep, with a bit of lube and force? Talk about anal fissures. No thanks.