A review by delijha711
Pounded by Pluto: The Crappiest Planet by

fast-paced

• Plot- or character-driven? Plot
• Strong character development? It's complicated
• Loveable characters? No
• Diverse cast of characters? N/A
• Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

1.75

 You know I have read some really out there stuff, like f***ing dinosaurs and having tampon blood rubbed on your chest. Never was I prepared for this.

I want to live in a world where I can ask my rich friend for a ship to leave Earth and they would give it to me. Anywho, Tyson is on Pluto and Pluto is like yeah there is an element off the Earth periodic table missing let me show you and Tyson is like yeah sure. Pluto then creates an orofice that Tyson can fuck, and he does! Pluto requests Tysons man lava and he obliges. Pluto wants to fuck Tyson but obviously that is physically impossible. Then the ship he arrived on (shaped like a penis with milky white fluid in the balls btw) offers to connect with Tyson so they can feel Pluto f***ing them. Pluto enters through the airlock and then proceeds to jizz white lava inside the ship and Tyson, connected to the ship, makes the white milky fuel release. They confess their love for each other but Tyson and the ship soon realize Pluto's lava jizz is not good for the ship. But SHOCKINGLY Paris, the woman who built the ship, comes out of hiding and saves the day. They leave poor Pluto after the planet confessed their love to Tyson and Tyson does not care. Then they leave to go to Neptune to get fuel. 

It was a book I read and I have abused my privilege of eye sight.