A review by smart_as_paint
Stuart Little by E.B. White

5.0

Stuart Little has the best magic system: cooky New Yorkers showing zero surprise that a mutant human baby with a mouselike physique asks them for directions. They take Stuart at face value and answer his questions. It's the kind of respect that every child dreams of.

End note for Harriet Ames and only Harriet Ames.
You can do better than Stuart. I thought you behaved yourself very well on that failed date. While Stuart was a canoeing pile of red flags.