A review by mehitabels
My Legendary Girlfriend by Mike Gayle

4.0

"This was exactly the kind of moment which Fate liked to introduce into my life, to let me know there was still plenty of room for things to get worse before they got better."

"perhaps, I mused, I'd become a portal between Earth and Planet Stupid."

"I wondered where my conscience had got to and decided it must have had an accident and drowned in one of the many pools of self-pity dotted around my internal landscape."

"Love should be fatal. You should never recover from it."