A review by twerkingtobeethoven
Clusterfuck by Carlton Mellick III

4.0

So there's this group of frat guys planning on going caving for the sole purpose of getting laid...in a cave, of all places. One of them, "EXTREME! Dean", has been the victim of a particularly mean practical joke. Only, given he's not the brightest bulb on the chandelier, he's utterly oblivious about said...hormonal prank. So anyway, the guys are joined by three girls, one of them is a bulimic bipolar chick who enjoys...er...cooking for her acquaintances (I won't be going into details as...no...just no, I had to laugh anyway, Mellick you sick fuck, you!), then there's your generic piece of ass fancied by just about every bloke, and her sister Marta, nicknamed "Giant Gonzalez" for, I guess, obvious reasons. Needless to say, everything goes south pretty much from the start. Right, if you enjoy Edward Lee's sickest shit, this is the book for you. Four amused stars.