A review by raenoel
Butterface by Avery Flynn

1.0

This book is so bad and I really wish I didn’t have OCD that makes me have to finish series because Muffintop is even worse. It took me almost a month to just LISTEN to the audiobook of this and it was only an 8 hr read. Usually that’s a day or two tops, but my god was this hard to get through. I’ve never read a story that uses more useless metaphors than this one. Literally every chapter had at least one useless example, along the lines of, “He looked at me like I had just told him popsicles were made of banana bread instead of frozen juice,” or something equally stupid and unnecessary. Not everting needs a metaphor! Maybe I would have liked it better if I read it and didn’t listen to the audible because the woman narrator’s voice for Ford was really gross. Idk, this review is already longer than this book deserves. Not good, didn’t like any of the lead characters, stupid premise, repetitive to the point of annoyance that she is “ugly,” and no memorable plot.