A review by ubalstecha
Goldilocks and the Seven Squat Bears by

2.0

The Seven Squat Bears come home one night to find a giantess sleeping in all their beds at once. When their attempts to wake her are unsuccessful, they know they need to get a prince to wake her. This leads them to the house of Jack the Giant killer, who is now a king. They also encounter the Pied Piper.

Part picture book, part BD, this book wants to be a clever blending of fairy tales, but it feels forced, leading to it lacking soul.

Skip it.