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A review by bookish_kristina
How the Monster Stole Me on Christmas Eve by Jade Price, Jade Price
2.0
Congrats to this author for writing this entire Grinch fever dream without ever using the word Grinch.
But for real, I doubt the Dr. Seuss estate has terrible monster smut on its radar.
This was kinda silly but also, so, so bad. I want to say this was written by ChatGPT, but even an AI wouldn’t use this many exclamation points.
So much of this book was bemoaning the heroine’s weight and single status, can’t we escape that bullshit even in our grinch erotica? Ffs.
Spoilers to follow, but do you even care? I don’t.
Cindy Louise has always loved the Grinch and masturbated to the book as a child (totally normal, right?)
But for real, I doubt the Dr. Seuss estate has terrible monster smut on its radar.
This was kinda silly but also, so, so bad. I want to say this was written by ChatGPT, but even an AI wouldn’t use this many exclamation points.
So much of this book was bemoaning the heroine’s weight and single status, can’t we escape that bullshit even in our grinch erotica? Ffs.
Spoilers to follow, but do you even care? I don’t.
Cindy Louise has always loved the Grinch and masturbated to the book as a child (totally normal, right?)