A review by kmg365
Dragongirl by Todd McCaffrey

2.0

Argh. When will it end? Wheeeeeennnn? The torture of audio books on mp3 is that you have no idea how close you are to finishing. I just hope it's over before I decide to drive off a cliff.

I'm accustomed to the fact that all of Todd's books feature disaster on a grand scale. Human plague, dragon plague, mines collapsing, roving bands of homeless shunned children.... In this book, technically all the plagues are over, but it takes disaster to a new, personal level. You never know who's going to drop dead next, and characters are forever saying things like, "Something's going to happen. Something bad!" You don't have to actually write that down any more, Todd-- any reader who's been paying attention to your books already knows that.

Throw in the oddest plural marriage situation I've ever heard of (and I've not only read Carolyn Jessop's book, I watch Sister Wives), and top it off with women who spend 95% of every day in bed simply because they're pregnant, and you can understand why I'm concerned about getting myself out of this book alive.

I'm half-hoping Lorana wakes up at the end and says, "It was all a dream! Man, that Fiona chick was weird."