raccoonsinatrenchcoat 's review for:

Stormdancer by Jay Kristoff

DID NOT FINISH: 4%

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In this small amount of pages: 
- first page had the FMC get 'distracted' during a fight with two oni because she was thinking about a man's green eyes (which she vocally berates herself for)
- page ten has a line about 'exotic women'

- page twelve has: 

 Akihito prayed aloud, promising to preform several implausibly acrobatic feats on Lady Luck's nether region if she delivered. 

- page sixteen (my personal breaking point): 

 "Well, I want a woman who can touch her ears with her ankles, cook a decent meal and keep her opinions to herself. But they don't fucking exist either, do they?" 

I do not have the care or will to read more then this to find out if the characters are 'redeemable' or learn from these viewpoints