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barlowe 's review for:
The Dead Romantics
by Ashley Poston
I only have three questions - well I actually have a million but that would take forever so I’ll give you my three most pressing:
- Why was she obsessed with putting googly eyes on things (her friend’s vibrators?! Her boyfriend’s abs?!)?
- Why did she refer to her ex with his first AND last name almost every single time she mentioned him (which was a lot)?
- Wtf is this sentence: “We danced across the ancient oak floorboards, around Mom and Alice, and Seaburn and his wife, and Karen and Mr. Taylor, though I only knew that later, because all I remembered was Ben.” Huh???? She found out later that there were other people on the dance floor at the wedding?? After she just got done observing the dance floor and musing about the people dancing on it for an entire page, mind you.
I loved the Seven Year Slip but after A Novel Love Story and this? Yeah, I’m all set with Ashley Poston.
- Why was she obsessed with putting googly eyes on things (her friend’s vibrators?! Her boyfriend’s abs?!)?
- Why did she refer to her ex with his first AND last name almost every single time she mentioned him (which was a lot)?
- Wtf is this sentence: “We danced across the ancient oak floorboards, around Mom and Alice, and Seaburn and his wife, and Karen and Mr. Taylor, though I only knew that later, because all I remembered was Ben.” Huh???? She found out later that there were other people on the dance floor at the wedding?? After she just got done observing the dance floor and musing about the people dancing on it for an entire page, mind you.
I loved the Seven Year Slip but after A Novel Love Story and this? Yeah, I’m all set with Ashley Poston.