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A review by trinityb2021
Under Loch and Key by Lana Ferguson
2.0
2 ⭐️
This book took itself WAY too seriously. I have Shrek whispering sweet nothings in my ear and they expect me not to burst out laughing.
The plot outside of the romance was sooo stupid. Felt like a bad episode of Scooby Doo or something. Even the romance sort of had Twilight vibes. That’s unfair because Twilight is very mormon and also much worse but something about Lachlan made me think of Edward. I think it was the “no we can’t be together because I’ll hurt you” trope. I guess that’s pretty standard in paranormal romances so I should forgive that. But I won’t 🙂.
Key was more boring than anything else. She had no interesting qualities except that she would do ANYTHING for that dick. I mean anything. Man was turning into a dinosaur and she said 😍🤤🥵.
I fear this book was too freaky for me. Sorry. As he transforms his tongue gets longer 🐍 (that's not the only part that gets longer 🍆). I refuse to elaborate anymore.
Also Key getting magic was majorly dumb. Herculean levels of dumb. She can firebend but also affect electricity? Like turn on appliances with her mind? Make it make sense.
This was like Shrek if Shrek was a shapeshifting ogre and Fiona was human mage. So nothing like Shrek.
This book took itself WAY too seriously. I have Shrek whispering sweet nothings in my ear and they expect me not to burst out laughing.
The plot outside of the romance was sooo stupid. Felt like a bad episode of Scooby Doo or something. Even the romance sort of had Twilight vibes. That’s unfair because Twilight is very mormon and also much worse but something about Lachlan made me think of Edward. I think it was the “no we can’t be together because I’ll hurt you” trope. I guess that’s pretty standard in paranormal romances so I should forgive that. But I won’t 🙂.
Key was more boring than anything else. She had no interesting qualities except that she would do ANYTHING for that dick. I mean anything. Man was turning into a dinosaur and she said 😍🤤🥵.
I fear this book was too freaky for me. Sorry. As he transforms his tongue gets longer 🐍 (that's not the only part that gets longer 🍆). I refuse to elaborate anymore.
Also Key getting magic was majorly dumb. Herculean levels of dumb. She can firebend but also affect electricity? Like turn on appliances with her mind? Make it make sense.
This was like Shrek if Shrek was a shapeshifting ogre and Fiona was human mage. So nothing like Shrek.