stephanie_reads 's review for:

The Meg by Steve Alten
1.0
adventurous informative medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Plot
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: No
Diverse cast of characters: Complicated
Flaws of characters a main focus: Complicated

This was like a Tom Clancy but with biology and sexism. I like Clancy. I did not like this. I do not need any more biology than I get at school, nor do I need or want to know how the ocean works, nor do I want to hear about how big the breasts are of the ladies. I do not want to hear how
Jonas made out with Terry all covered in the shark’s blood
The only good thing here, were the girls that threw someone’s clothes out of the helicopter. This star is for them.

I want to make it clear that I came here for Jason Statham after watching the movie. In what world is Jason Statham 1.80 and does he have hair?