A review by rebeccawelton
Scissor Link by Georgette Kaplan

funny lighthearted medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? It's complicated
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

2.0

The pacing of this book is really odd. It’s advertised as if it’s an erotica but they barely have sex, and the sex they do have is mind-blowingly underwhelming. Wendy is possibly the most annoying lesfic character I’ve ever encountered, she turns every situation into an unfunny joke. Every time things even *begin* to get steamy she ruins it with a lame joke or one-liner. Millennial humor at its peak. The cherry on top of this whole ordeal is that they work for a weapons manufacturer for the US military. Yay. Also Wendy is one of those rich people who doesn’t use her connections or generational wealth and it’s really, incredibly, eye-roll inducing. Janet is arguably the more likable one but her development was barely development and the ending was rushed. I forced myself to get through the last 15%. Do not read this.