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A review by tessanne
Foreplay by Sophie Jordan
1.0
I’m sorry but if you go into this book thinking you will read about any foreplay, much less actual sex, you will not get what you think. Most of the foreplay in this book is in the title. The sex scenes are minimal and a page or two of non-descriptive—oh wait, she just came? Yeah, that’s how, let’s say, climactic these scenes are.
I should have known better than to read anything else by Sophie Jordan after repeated disappointments with every single historical of hers that made promises they never once delivered on.
I don’t know how she’s a best seller when her characters are routinely flat and boring and the chemistry between the MCs is barely existent. Also, this premise about practicing sex (“the boy girl thing” which I think is how the heroine in this book puts it (total UGH)) for the future—could and should be a super hot read, I haven’t yet found a good one, so if you know of one, please let me know!
And finally, the kink club? Chekhov’s kink club, I guess. I assume it will be in the next book in the series but also assume it will be BORING AS HELL.
I should have known better than to read anything else by Sophie Jordan after repeated disappointments with every single historical of hers that made promises they never once delivered on.
I don’t know how she’s a best seller when her characters are routinely flat and boring and the chemistry between the MCs is barely existent. Also, this premise about practicing sex (“the boy girl thing” which I think is how the heroine in this book puts it (total UGH)) for the future—could and should be a super hot read, I haven’t yet found a good one, so if you know of one, please let me know!
And finally, the kink club? Chekhov’s kink club, I guess. I assume it will be in the next book in the series but also assume it will be BORING AS HELL.