A review by eatinggrassandleaved
A Dance with Dragons 1: Dreams and Dust by George R.R. Martin

bro i just wrote ass my whole fucking review and it didnt save fuccccckkkkk! anyways.
notes 2 self:

• mr jorah mormont you are again out here disgracing your fathers name what the fuck you nasty man i noticed that the lady on your lap was all fair haired what nasty little fantasy r you living out absolutely ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. ew. yucky man. u give good counsel but ew dude.
• a book without my girly Arya is hard to read i miss my fav bitch better rock up fast
• i fucking knew davos wasnt dead i legit predicted it boom boom boom...one of the only genuine homies up in here fr fr
• reminder 2 self of all the bitches u canny forget: jaime, brienne n pod rick, riverland mad lads, crazy oak heart catelyn lady gal, lancel freaky deaky cousin, sansa n all them weird freaky deaky eyrie bitches, cersei n margery in da cells dame, crazy sparrow bro w/ spears now, ayo that aurane waters guys lol, euron, victarion, asha kidnapped - will she see theon again?
• jeyne poole i am so so sorry. actually fucked up. theon 2, so fucked up. ramsey better get flayed 
• sandsnakes yall better stop acting so dumb fr fr why cant u sit your ass down bitches dont know shit i swear 2 god
• same 4 these wall bitches cant yall use ur thick heads. u saw the wights, use ur brain bro istg do u really think the wildlings r ur enemies
• politics be crazy. i couldn't make such smart/any decisions if was daenarys or Jon
• Danny girl u gotta use them dragons baby come on now...go a munchin and a crunchin on the free companies miss thang