A review by hannahlsmith
The Reptile Room by Lemony Snicket

dark tense medium-paced

• Plot- or character-driven? A mix

can someone please tell me how we go from neil patrick harris singing 'it's the count' to RUBBING A KNIFE ON VIOLET'S LEG UNDER THE TABLE?!?!?!?!?!?! seriously this kids book is not for kids