A review by teokajlibroj
Hyperion by Dan Simmons

2.0

I feel like I've just read a very long shaggy dog story. There's lots of buildup and no payoff. It's like watching a series of the Twilight Show - seven wacky episodes with no connection between them or any over-arching plot. Some parts are vaguely interesting but nothing special and it never dives beneath the superficial.