A review by raphthebard
My Dark Romeo by L.J. Shen, Parker S. Huntington

dark emotional mysterious sad tense slow-paced

• Plot- or character-driven? Character
• Strong character development? No
• Loveable characters? No
• Diverse cast of characters? No
• Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

1.0

This book sucks. I got it from the Works for a varied read. What I did spend 3 quid on is badly written characters and the filthiest smut I've ever had the displeasure of reading (I'm not opposed to smut but it's so bad.) 

The impactful scenes in the book are ruined by the lack of foreshadowing and development. How am I supposed to feel bad for Romeo when he was such an unbearable cunt throughout the entire book? Dallas has one thing going for her, bring a fat fuck with an ungodly metabolism. Ollie is a nonce. Zach is a fucking neek who needs to be euthanized. 

I will never know peace again after this book. I'd rather have set fire to the 3 quid than spent it on this book. 

I'll admit the later chapters are bearable. But it's ruined by the shit sandwich that encompasses the rest of the text. 

If your brain isn't comprised of sewer sludge, or you're not a horny middle aged woman sad about her recent divorce, maybe you should avoid this book. 

Anyway, Hettie and Vernon solo.