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To me this is Sedaris at his best. I love to read his more biographical stuff. I feel like that is the medium or genre I guess in which he thrives. He can be to the point,weird and crass without having to rely on metaphors or symbolism (things that I feel really hurt his style. Check my review on Squirrel seeks chipmunks). As always I highly recommend this on audio.