defectivemoxie 's review for:

The Year of the Hare by Arto Paasilinna
3.0

Things that I have realized and or learned while reading this:
1. I need a hare.
2. Do not trifle with hares. Hares are quite sassy and will make you pay for headless petting by pooping in your soup.
3. Cages come in all sizes, and most are of our own making.
4. Finland has bitten me and I must go wander there.
5. Bears are bears. Do not go looking for them. They'll remember you and just to anger you will take a nip out of you.
6. Make sure you're divorced before getting engaged. It just makes things simpler.
7. Cow births are traumatic. Jenny Lawson introduced me to that, and The Year of the Hare just nailed that point home. Nope. I do not need a pregnant cow ever on my dream farm.
8. Hares are magical beings.